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Dirty Meats

by MeatgasM

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1.
Pork Sushi 03:47
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OOOOOOOOOOH Here’s a little fairytale about Some juicy sushi we gonna eat right out Yum! Please – take my hand To the market – Where we’ll find Juicy pork – Hanging bare Cinderella trichinella A dirty wormy royal affair In out in out in out in out In out in out in out in out The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout In out in out in out in out Wiggily – Invisible activity – Auspiciously Just for You and me Wiggily – Invisible activity – Auspiciously Whooo! Pork sushi Slide it right in So delicious – Gentle kisses The freshest taste – So gourmet Cindarella trichinella A lovely parasitic bella In out in out in out in out In out in out in out in out The worms crawl in the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout In out in out in out in out Wiggily – Invisible activity – Auspiciously Just for You and me Wiggily – Invisible activity – Auspiciously Whooo! Pork sushi
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Killer Kabobs 05:08
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Sacred deep in history It's the year 1366 soldiers of Turkey Victorious chunks of hunted game Skewed on swords – Open field flames Chicken – Yeah Goat – Yeah Beef – Yeah Lamb – Fuck yeah Meat Mob Hatchet Job Thingamabob Killer Kabobs Bring on the Harissa It’ll excite mouth Payment in pain Payment in pain as it comes right out Roasted chickpeas Whole black pepper – Poppy seeds Now Cardamom, go mince your meat Perfection complete after smokin’ some weed Chicken – Yeah Goat – Yeah Beef – Yeah Lamb – Fuck yeah Meat Mob Hatchet Job Thingamabob Killer Kabobs
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Meatdozer 03:30
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She’s a Meatdozer Black blade – Butcher Wicked dream – Wild Fiend Shreds meat just like a machine Stinking of blood that it drank Dripping teeth on its meat shank You’ll never believe it You cannot conceive it She’ll demasculate ya More than a tank Party machine – Grinding scene Live a chance – What will it mean Full booze flamethrower Full force – Hangover Mechanical Neanderthal Wrecking ball Of alcohol Will never retreat From this kindom of meat Will never fall Meatdozer She’s a Meatdozer Black blade – Butcher Wicked dream – Wild Fiend Shreds meat just like a machine
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Mistress of Grilling 03:02
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Faster than a 2 minute steak Tastier than a butter lake Engorged like a demon grill engulfed in flames Engulfed in flames She's all woman, make no mistake So damn tender she’ll make you shake Grilling your dreams, flashing her fillet In her special way Blue as can be, make no mistake As it should, just scare it with flames Still mooing right on my plate Bleeding rare… There’s no other way Mistress of grilling You’re pullin’ my chain Blinded by meat, And I feel no shame when its all good and ready, Just call my name, At a thousand miles an hour I’ll be there right away Faster than a 2 minute steak Tastier than a butter lake Engorged and like a demon grill engulfed in flames Engulfed in flames
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Fish Fangers 03:30
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Tiamat – Babylonian tales Epic of creation Ancient sea goddess – gave birth to all Cosmic serpent – Winged animal Dragon demon queen god of wrong From her waters spawn dark gods Destroyed her cohert, Apsu gone This deep dark chaos must not go on Marduk, the solar god Challenge to her dominion Got four ears, and four eyes Loves his seafood and breaths fire Underworld Touch her soul She’ll give you fish fingers You got fish fingers Salivating and he’s breathing fire On his storm chariot Marshalling – The seven winds To follow him – With spells on lips Scooped her up in the giant net Crawled inside her mammoth mouth Cut her in half like a cosmic clam One half’s the earth and one half the sky From her two eyes created twin rivers From her tears made the rain and clouds Underbelly now the mountains and hills From Kingu’s blood – The creation of man Tiamat – Primordial chaos Conquered and filleted by the sun god From her soup came all creation From fleshy meat – All was born
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Low Slow Cooker 04:19
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Living your life full of meaty sin Through the years you pray Hell will let you in Voracious appetite for all Eating your way through the animal kingdom Hey but you want it so bad Flames all around – Smoky racks That’s right – The devil’s smiling Chef Lucifer laughs Life rubbed you down With dark seasonings Hell smoke and fire Lord spreads his wings Lower you down into the deepest ultimate Low slow cooker Low slow cooker Slow and low cooks your smoking soul You’ve arrived in the forever hole Flips you over – Drains your drippings Forever and ever ‘til you fall apart
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Juicy Cuts 03:57
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Smell smokin’ meats in Houston Juicy strips of New York Barbecue in Chicago Forget the knife and fork! Corn fed beef of Iowa Forget that grass fed stuff Maine lobster dripping in butter Ooo I’m in love Where do you call home? On Earth you’re not alone Meat is everywhere Wherever you roam Hell yeah, Hell yeah Lusty feasting will erupt Hell yeah, Hell yeah For Jucy meats, I’m a slut Hell yeah, Hell Yeah In meat we Trust Hell yeah, Hell yeah Flash, across the ocean To see what we can get Meats of any persuasion Just don't eat freakin' bat Kao Ya up in Beijing Shui Zhu Rou - Sichuan For suckling pig perfect perfection Its right here in Hong Kong Wherever you call home You know you’re not alone Meat is everywhere Wherever you roam Hell yeah, Hell yeah Lusty feasting will erupt Hell yeah, Hell yeah For Jucy meats, I’m a slut Hell yeah, Hell Yeah In meat we Trust Hell yeah, Hell yeah The foie gras of Paris Schnitzel! Sehr gut! Sausages from Italy Even kangaroo from down under Let me tell ya brothers and sisters Let’s hold hands and worship these gods Juicy cuts forever and ever Yeah! In meat we trust!
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Shocked 04:14
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I’m a dark kinda guy I like grilling on Sundays Drinking in the week Every freakin day Ain’t goin to church I’m like a vulture It all turns straight to meat Love – My dear Let’s toke and cheer You and I Light the fire Love is in your eyes You – And I Yes it’s time Stoke the grill Light my fire Love is in your eyes You – And I Yes it’s time Waft the herb It’s alright Love is in your eyes It goes on and on… On and on… Don’t’ want no gristle never ever well done Blue and juicy Do it rare as fuck Treat it like an angel Throw it on the fire make it bleed Let’s do it up good!
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Climax at the Cookout 04:29
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Backyard – Party hard – Big Webber grill Oh Hell yeah! Kingsford – Charcoal – Lighter fluid for the thrill Spatchula and tongs – Bring on the glass bong Ice cold – Cans of beer These are a few of my favorite things CHEERS! Light me up – Rub me down Flames up higher – Lift my soul High as the sky – The chow bell rings Can’t stop this feeling Aluminum foil – Corn on the cob – Butter by the pound Don’t forget the garlic! Pretzels – and potato chips – You’re mother’s onion dip Tortilla – Salsa – It’ll burn your lips Ice cold – Cans of beer Piles of meat 10 feet tall CHEERS! Light me up – Rub me down Flames up higher – Lift my soul High as the sky – The chow bell rings Can’t stop this feeling You salivate – You lick your chops In ecstasy – You celebrate For what’s to come – It makes you hum Cannot wait ---So gimme some In it goes – Down the hatch Oh so good – Floods your brain With chemistry you cannot control Here it comes – A MeatgasM! Hamburgers – Dogs and sausages Don’t forget to toast the buns! Chicken meat – Only dark – shish kabobs Brisket rubs – Rack of ribs – Massive steaks Ice Cold – Cans of beers In meat we trust
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Dirty Meat 03:54
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Parasites, late nights, candy to the eyes Worms dance, germ band, suckered by the flies You’re a handsome man, Come closer to me I’ll whisper in your ear, And I’ll tell you little lies I’ll have you and you are mine Drunken sailor – Yeah you’re blind Eat you up and you’ll eat me How filthy is the meat you need? Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Unclean animal Dirty Meat Now Let’s dance Summertime, suppertime, blazing heat Free will, full fill – curtain of meat Rules are made to break, who gives a shit? It’s fake I’ll give you all my love, radioactive heat I’ll have you and you are mine Drunken sailor – Yeah you’re blind Eat you up and you’ll eat me How filthy is the meat you need? Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Unclean animal Dirty Meat Hot shot, nice shoes, pig in a suit Calling her dirty? Well she’s cleaner than you Garbage can, reptilian man Spending all your money just as fast as you can I’ll have you and you are mine Drunken sailor – Yeah you’re blind Eat you up and you’ll eat me How filthy is the meat you need? Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Dirty Meat Unclean animal Dirty Meat

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The mission is to lyrically celebrate meat in all its forms, packaged into a high energy, crunchy’n’punchy, dirty machine that is MeatgasM.

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released January 15, 2022

Jaime Welton- Lead Vox, Bass, Fangers.

Daryl Wong- BG Vox, Guitar, Picks

Nick Hocart- Drums, Sticks, Blisters

All basic tracks played live and tracked at Sunset Studios, HK, in one 9 hour session by everyone’s favorite, Paul Maclean.

Produced, engineered, mixed, and nuked by Jaime Welton at his home kitchen right in the bowels of Wanchai, HK.

All songs Copyright 2022 @ MeatgasM

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